{"id":709,"date":"2008-08-08T22:05:33","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T03:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=709"},"modified":"2008-08-09T15:20:20","modified_gmt":"2008-08-09T20:20:20","slug":"the-wii-dildo-app","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"The Wii Dildo App"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I have had this on my “things to blog about” folder for some time now. Guess I always thought I would figure out how it works and write a much more interesting post than this. Like so many other things I just never got around to it. You can see a screen shot of the UI above, and download the app below. Sorry PC users this one is Mac only.<\/p>\n

Download the Wii Dildo App Here (300k)<\/a><\/p>\n

If anyone out there actually figures out what this thing will do to my Wii remote please let me know. I would also like to hear any speculation or interesting feedback. I always felt that hjays needed more dildo info and you could fuel further information about the subject.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have had this on my “things to blog about” folder for some time now. Guess I always thought I would figure out how it works and write a much more interesting post than this. Like so many other things I just never got around to it. You can see a screen shot of the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet-tech","category-pictures"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-br","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":712,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions\/712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}