{"id":679,"date":"2008-07-11T08:04:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T13:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=679"},"modified":"2008-07-11T08:06:03","modified_gmt":"2008-07-11T13:06:03","slug":"i-drink-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"I Drink BEER"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was at the liquor store last night as I often am on Thursdays. Was planning on getting some more Linies Creamy Dark and for the second time in a row they had none. So as per BroBum’s<\/a> recommendation I decided to try a Murphy’s<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Now I read (from the wikipedia link also above) that I am supposed to drink this stuff at room temperature. I considered this possibility then decided that I enjoy cold beer way to damn much. Problem was I want to drink the shit right the fuck now dammit. Then I remember something I read early this week HOW TO GET BEER COLD FAST<\/a>. Or something like that, I don’t even remember where I was linked in form?? What I do when something like this crosses my screen that I might be interested in later I send it to tumblr<\/a>. It worked great and I was drinking within 5 min.<\/p>\n

To wrap things up because I am about to start the 5 hr + trip into WI. The beer was tasty, but not strong enough ease my frustrations of being unable to tie a fucking neck tie. In the end the necktie thing destroyed the experience and to be fair I will have to purchase another $1.60 can at a later date to give it another try.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I was at the liquor store last night as I often am on Thursdays. Was planning on getting some more Linies Creamy Dark and for the second time in a row they had none. So as per BroBum’s recommendation I decided to try a Murphy’s. Now I read (from the wikipedia link also above) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,6],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures","category-rant","tag-beer-murphys"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-aX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}