{"id":662,"date":"2008-05-11T17:20:41","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T22:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=662"},"modified":"2008-05-11T17:22:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T22:22:19","slug":"important-twitter-conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=662","title":{"rendered":"Important Twitter Conversations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>IRS: Going to the car show and looking at minivans is like going to the strip club and looking at the dj<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard: but u could fuck a gangload os stripper &#038; or AZN car show bitches in that van. <\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard: I guess I m just the kind of person who needs the type of room a van provides for my style of fuckin&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>IRS: Minivans are great for fucking in but why would u look at them at the car show when there is a shit load of other nice cars<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard: what if your plan is to lure the aformentioned AZNs into it for hot carshow fuckin?<\/p>\n<p>IRS: I see your point<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard: ya I really need to fuck something&#8230;.i heading to the produce section.<\/p>\n<p>IRS: Get a watermelon and cut a hole into it.<br \/>\n__<\/p>\n<p>Sorry folks, but I went a slightly different rout last night, the watermelons just didn&#8217;t looks as appealing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/images\/fck-grapefruit.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/fck-grapefruit 1.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IRS: Going to the car show and looking at minivans is like going to the strip club and looking at the dj Yellowbeard: but u could fuck a gangload os stripper &#038; or AZN car show bitches in that van. Yellowbeard: I guess I m just the kind of person who needs the type of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-aG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}