{"id":650,"date":"2008-04-12T09:15:04","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T14:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2008-04-12T09:15:04","modified_gmt":"2008-04-12T14:15:04","slug":"lets-start-a-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"Lets Start A Band"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AFB: I was just in the tanning both. I feel like I should be in a Cock Rock band. Whatta say Yellowbeard, you still got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hu_khxJd3Bo\">those moves<\/a>?? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/afb\/statuses\/784658660\">03:31 PM April 07, 2008 from web<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard: Bandname has 2 b THE ASS FUCKIN OF 43 VIRGINS&#8230;our first single is TAKE OUR SLOPPY SECONDS!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hjays_\/statuses\/784660303\">04:34 PM April 07, 2008 from txt<\/a>    <\/p>\n<p>AFB: HOLY SHIT!! That is GOLD!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/afb\/statuses\/784671722\">03:56 PM April 07, 2008 from web<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/images\/Pretty_Boy_Floyd-Alt-Pic.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/Pretty_Boy_Floyd-Alt-Pic-1.jpg\"><\/a>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AFB: I was just in the tanning both. I feel like I should be in a Cock Rock band. Whatta say Yellowbeard, you still got those moves?? 03:31 PM April 07, 2008 from web Yellowbeard: Bandname has 2 b THE ASS FUCKIN OF 43 VIRGINS&#8230;our first single is TAKE OUR SLOPPY SECONDS!!! 04:34 PM April [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-au","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}