{"id":611,"date":"2008-03-18T12:51:30","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T17:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=611"},"modified":"2008-03-20T13:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T18:25:00","slug":"hjays-nickname-post-1-1vag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=611","title":{"rendered":"HJAYS Nickname Post #1: “1Vag”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Because of continued confusion as to who the hell Yellowbeard<\/a> and I are talking about half the time, we have decided to start a string of Nickname Posts, hopefully clearing up confusion as to their roots and\/or objectives. I believe we are going to try to go in reverse order from Newest to Oldest<\/p>\n

betsybents.JPG<\/a><\/p>\n

REALNAME:<\/strong> “Betsy O.” <\/p>\n

NICKNAME:<\/strong> “1Vag” <\/p>\n

MEANING:<\/strong> Because she was the one that took AFB’s<\/a> innocence,
\n1 = FIRST, Vag = THIS<\/a><\/p>\n

CREATOR:<\/strong> AFB<\/a> <\/p>\n

Aliases:<\/strong> \u201cBets\u201d<\/a>, \u201cHoochie\u201d<\/a>, \u201cOGB\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

LIKES:<\/strong> Beer, Sports<\/p>\n

DISLIKES:<\/strong> People, Anal<\/p>\n

ADDITIONAL INFO<\/strong>: 1Vag is forever know as “Catwoman”<\/a> in our family, a name given to her by my mom, Ms. J<\/a>, because she use to sneak into my room in High School, and refused to use the front door. (See “Bets”) <\/p>\n

QUOTE<\/strong>: “AFB’s a homo and likes his ass tickled with feathers”
\n— 1Vag <\/p>\n

–AFB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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