{"id":592,"date":"2008-02-24T11:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T16:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=592"},"modified":"2008-02-24T11:39:59","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T16:39:59","slug":"black-crowes-respond-to-phony-maxim-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Black Crowes Respond To Phony Maxim Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/stereogum\/cBYa\/~3\/239672523\/maxim-apparently-deems-actually-listening-to-the-m_008196.html\">Black Crowes Respond To Phony Maxim Review<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stereogum.com\/img\/black_crowes-maxim1.jpg\" width=\"223\" height=\"303\" alt=\"Black Crowes and Maxim\">&#8216;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stereogum.com\/img\/black_crowes-maxim2.jpg\" width=\"223\" height=\"303\" alt=\"Black Crowes and Maxim\"><\/p>\n<p>This is a pretty damn good post.  It just affirms what I always knew that Maxim is a rag and only good for TnA, but nothing I can even jerk to cuz anything that is not HCP just doesn&#8217;t do it for me.  So read it and then read the comments, there is one in particular that has me tearing up from laughing so hard I know you can guess which one, but here it is anyway:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I bet Avril&#8217;s pussy smells really bad<br \/>\nPosted by: Lucas at February 22, 2008 11:17 PM<br \/>\n<\/br><br \/>\nGreat, now we&#8217;ve got a guy reviewing p*ssy he hasn&#8217;t smelled.<br \/>\nPosted by: Nitestik at February 22, 2008 11:35 PM<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/stereogum.com\/\">stereogum<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Black Crowes Respond To Phony Maxim Review &#8216; This is a pretty damn good post. It just affirms what I always knew that Maxim is a rag and only good for TnA, but nothing I can even jerk to cuz anything that is not HCP just doesn&#8217;t do it for me. So read it and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-9y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}