{"id":465,"date":"2007-08-25T09:18:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T14:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=465"},"modified":"2007-08-25T09:27:45","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T14:27:45","slug":"british-dwarfs-penis-gets-stuck-to-hoover-yahoo-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"British dwarf&#8217;s penis gets stuck to hoover &#8211; Yahoo! News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks  <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/irsbach\/Pages\/2.html\">IRS<\/a> for the link to this wonderfully funny article.  My condolences to Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf I hope your penis is OK.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20070820\/od_afp\/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AklZOkIZz364DoiAx51TiY2s0NUE\">British dwarf&#8217;s penis gets stuck to hoover &#8211; Yahoo! News<\/a>: &#8220;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>email the <a href=\"mailto:irs@hjays.com\">IRS here<\/a> to congradulate him on his upcoming marriage to <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/udamanbach\/Pages\/63.html\">uDaMan<\/a> and encourage him to send me more material. <\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20070820\/od_afp\/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AklZOkIZz364DoiAx51TiY2s0NUE\">Yahoo News<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks IRS for the link to this wonderfully funny article. My condolences to Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf I hope your penis is OK. British dwarf&#8217;s penis gets stuck to hoover &#8211; Yahoo! News: &#8220;&#8221; email the IRS here to congradulate him on his upcoming marriage to uDaMan and encourage him to send me more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-7v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}