{"id":423,"date":"2007-07-02T23:41:47","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T04:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=423"},"modified":"2007-08-11T23:06:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-12T04:06:16","slug":"metzler-bachelor-pictures-on-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"Metzler Bachelor Pictures on the way!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sorry all, as most of you know, I am the merely a creative contributor to hjays.com, and I can NOT get the damn pictures over to yellowbeard… That being said, I have decided to do a post with a couple of highlights from the trip.<\/p>\n

<\/a> Minnesota members<\/p>\n

ass<\/a> Some fat chic’s ass at the beach that Sasquatch could not resist taking a picture of<\/p>\n

dsc02309.JPG<\/a> Some NICE asses that Sasquatch couldn’t resist taking a picture of, and for this I thank him!!<\/p>\n

dsc02284.JPG<\/a> Oh wait, another fat ass sasquatch had to take a picture of…<\/p>\n

metz-bach-fuj-040.jpg<\/a> At the Astro game with AFB’s watered down pose, Metzlers Goth painted finger nail, Suzie and Christine bored of talking with us, and Sasquatches inability to get through they isle with beer<\/p>\n

dsc02253.JPG<\/a> Metzler and our Astro game neighbors<\/p>\n

dsc02321.JPG<\/a> Sasquatch putting out the vibe, and not smiling<\/p>\n

dsc02311.JPG<\/a> Myself and three gals that came on the bus, unfortunately, they were NOT strippers as first thought<\/p>\n

metz-bach-brad-020.jpg<\/a> Fuj, the best passenger in the world.. He did this for 287 miles of Texas Highway… God bless him<\/p>\n

dsc02304.JPG<\/a> The best man Troy.. His father is the dirtiest, and yet funniest old man I think I have ever met… He brought to life the term “Back Porch” for me in a whole new light<\/p>\n

metz-bach-fuj-055.jpg<\/a> Nekid Sasquatch talking to J1 assuring her that he did NOT have azzsex with Fuj<\/p>\n

metz-bach-brad-039.jpg<\/a> The aftermath<\/p>\n

The entire collection should be on the site within a couple of days.. This is of course I find a way to get him the pics…. We are resorting to a CDR hand off, which seem quite pathetic actually..<\/p>\n

–AFB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sorry all, as most of you know, I am the merely a creative contributor to hjays.com, and I can NOT get the damn pictures over to yellowbeard… That being said, I have decided to do a post with a couple of highlights from the trip. Minnesota members Some fat chic’s ass at the beach that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15,16,14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afb","category-bitches","category-pictures","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-6P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}