{"id":356,"date":"2007-05-15T11:55:53","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T16:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=356"},"modified":"2007-05-15T11:55:53","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T16:55:53","slug":"the-sister-ive-never-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"The Sister I&#8217;ve never &#8220;Had&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/images\/fujs_sister_pic_wbrad.jpg\" alt=\"null\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that is right&#8230; This is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/photos\/fujs30thbirthdayamy\/fujs30thbirthdayamy-Pages\/Image0.html\">Fuj&#8217;s<\/a> sister and <a href=\"http:\/\/theurl.com\">I<\/a>&#8230; After looking at this picture, I know what you are thinking.. &#8220;They are cutest couple of ALL TIME!!!!&#8221;.. Well, I regret to inform you, because of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/photos\/fujs30thbirthdayamy\/fujs30thbirthdayamy-Pages\/Image16.html\">Fuj&#8217;s<\/a> BULLSHIT policy about no one getting to date his sister, I have actually never got to meet this fine, fine woman.. This is actually a phenomenal photoshop job done by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/photos\/jjwedfuj\/jjwedfuj-Pages\/Image11.html\">Yellowbeard.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Yah, she is only 21, I GET IT MAN! But come on, you know me, you know I would treat her well&#8230;. I mean, just imagine&#8230; you remember all those Thanksgivings and Christmas&#8217;s that we have been apart&#8230; Not anymore, I would be part of the family!! I would be your brother!! A far improvement to your current one, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/photos\/fujs30thbirthdayamy\/fujs30thbirthdayamy-Pages\/Image137.html\">Scooter.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>But no, I am just not good enough&#8230; I just don&#8217;t have what it takes to turn your sister into a Johnson&#8230;.  Instead, a loser bartender that wears sports coats is your choice&#8230; Yah, that&#8217;s right, a fricken <a href=\"http:\/\/imagecache2.allposters.com\/images\/pic\/FIP\/NP-126~Aloha-shirted-Bartender-Retro-Posters.jpg\">BARTENDER!!!!<\/a> It is ok though, I will never give up&#8230;. That chance meeting will someday take place, and when it does, true love will take over&#8230; We will not be imprisoned by your unfair dictatorship any longer&#8230; The bartender is out, and your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/photos\/tuxcomp\/tuxcomp-Pages\/Image38.html\">Long Time Buddy<\/a> AFB is IN baby!!!! (Literally) <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"mailto:afb@hjays.com\">&#8211;AFB<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that is right&#8230; This is Fuj&#8217;s sister and I&#8230; After looking at this picture, I know what you are thinking.. &#8220;They are cutest couple of ALL TIME!!!!&#8221;.. Well, I regret to inform you, because of Fuj&#8217;s BULLSHIT policy about no one getting to date his sister, I have actually never got to meet this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,16,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afb","category-bitches","category-pictures"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-5K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}