{"id":354,"date":"2007-05-13T10:11:18","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T15:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=354"},"modified":"2007-05-13T10:11:18","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T15:11:18","slug":"in-honor-of-metzlers-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=354","title":{"rendered":"In Honor of Metzler’s Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was going through my Voodoo Pad<\/a> today working through my to do list & cleaning up some old shit. That is when I came across an old post that I started to work on, but never got around to finishing. Well in honor of it being Metzler’s Birthday yesterday I think it might be time to se what the survey says:<\/p>\n

True or False & Why:
\nSomeone should tell Metz that he has passed the age (28 in May) where screwing a random girl on a counter is not considered a conquest. Now it is just kind of sad. <\/p>\n

Sasquatch:
\nfalse:  I dont think anyone is to old to screw a random girl on the counter if the circumstances are right<\/p>\n

Fuj:
\nFALSE. There are always conquests that have to be made.  And I consider throwing a girl on top of a counter a conquest – – like climbing a mountain and planting your flag.<\/p>\n

Radmacher:
\ntrue: someone should tell him that.
\nhere is the Why: (just in his case) screwing random chicks may be fun, but not when you are buying a house and moving in with babies Momma.<\/p>\n

AFB
\nTrue: Because it would more than likely be a fat bitch, and it would more than likely result in damage to my counter as it did to my bathroom<\/p>\n

Billy
\nFalse, a comment like that would be an attack on Metz’s most sensitive partition of his existence… his ego. Any person ballsy enough to confront him with that smack would be subject to a spin kick, in the end everyone loses. <\/p>\n

Feltcher
\nTrue……Hey – you having a New Year’s Eve party???<\/p>\n

Sparks
\nFalse, it is still cool<\/p>\n

Shelly
\nFalse. i don’t think he should be told its sad, I am not sure what age I would call that sad..maybe 35, but not 28. <\/p>\n

*not sure whre these bottom two came from?
\nThough I agree that the act of screwing a random girl on a counter is not a conquest. A conquest refers to an act with some level of difficulty that took an effort. And to be a conquest it refers more to the girl than to the place..like if he corrupted a bible loving christian virgin, or finally screwed someone that has just taken a long time to finally get. <\/p>\n

I am guessing that this random girl did not give Metz any sort of difficulty to screw and so does not qualify as a conquest..unless there was more to it..like it was his first Asian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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