{"id":350,"date":"2007-05-08T14:13:58","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T19:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2007-05-08T14:13:58","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T19:13:58","slug":"afb-contribution-to-butt-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"AFB contribution to Butt Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Based on One of my first ass sex experiences in 1999. True Story<\/p>\n<p> There we sat, Rachel<br \/>\n with friends and slightly drunk<br \/>\n around a bonfire at edgefest<br \/>\n I was observing your trunk<\/p>\n<p> I remembered you saying<br \/>\n &#8220;No way, my butts too tight&#8221;<br \/>\n when I brought up ass sex for the first time<br \/>\n That cool fall night<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Come on&#8221;, I said<br \/>\n &#8220;I&#8217;ll make sure it doesn&#8217;t hurt&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n as you looked at me angrily<br \/>\n &#8220;You don&#8217;t even have to take off the skirt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> But this time was different<br \/>\n you were getting drunk as hell<br \/>\n I talked you into the shelter<br \/>\n and that is where your clothes quickly fell<\/p>\n<p> Your back arched in position<br \/>\n ass raised so high in the air<br \/>\n &#8220;I just fucked Rachel in the ass&#8221;<br \/>\n to my friends I was ready to declare<\/p>\n<p> I couldn&#8217;t believe it was finally happening<br \/>\n to heaven is where I thought I would be sent<br \/>\n If only when I had pulled out<br \/>\n you wouldn&#8217;t have shit in my buddies tent<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"mailto:afb@hjays.com\">&#8211;AFB<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Based on One of my first ass sex experiences in 1999. True Story There we sat, Rachel with friends and slightly drunk around a bonfire at edgefest I was observing your trunk I remembered you saying &#8220;No way, my butts too tight&#8221; when I brought up ass sex for the first time That cool fall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afb","category-bitches"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-5E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}