{"id":347,"date":"2007-05-04T17:04:54","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T22:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=347"},"modified":"2007-05-04T17:04:54","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T22:04:54","slug":"my-poetry-goes-up-the-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=347","title":{"rendered":"My Poetry goes up the buTT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was inspired this week and took the opportunity to write some poetry.  The Sasquach helped out by contributing a couple of these.  There is one that is a big favorite for those who have read it.  Please contribute your vote in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>#1<br \/>\nRoses are red<br \/>\nviolets are, violet<br \/>\ni wanna put my penis<br \/>\ninto your butt<\/p>\n<p>#2<br \/>\nit is a fact<br \/>\nthat you are not a slut<br \/>\nbut even good girls<br \/>\nneed to take it in the butt<\/p>\n<p>#3<br \/>\nit&#8217;s spring time<br \/>\nthe sun shines on the green grass<br \/>\nit&#8217;s time to experience new things<br \/>\nlike sex up the ass<\/p>\n<p>#4<br \/>\nSummer is close<br \/>\nIt is almost here<br \/>\nIts time for you to take it in the ass<br \/>\nWithout any fear<\/p>\n<p>#5<br \/>\nRoses are red<br \/>\nViolets are blue<br \/>\nI want to pull my dick outa your ass<br \/>\nMinus the poo<\/p>\n<p>#6 *note*<br \/>\nI need to fuck your butt<br \/>\nbefore it gets old and droopy<br \/>\nalso with age<br \/>\nthere is a greater chance of sloopy poopy<\/p>\n<p>*thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/fujs30thbirthdayamy\/fujs30thbirthdayamy-Pages\/Image139.html\">Sean<\/a> for teaching me about sloopy poopy on Tuesday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was inspired this week and took the opportunity to write some poetry. The Sasquach helped out by contributing a couple of these. There is one that is a big favorite for those who have read it. Please contribute your vote in the comments. #1 Roses are red violets are, violet i wanna put my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitches"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-5B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}