{"id":316,"date":"2007-03-31T10:08:26","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T16:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=316"},"modified":"2007-03-31T10:11:17","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T16:11:17","slug":"shake-that-ass-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Shake that Ass Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zTR3qnnGcPc\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The Sasquatch <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/nov25-2005\/nov25-2005-Pages\/Image74.html\">(pic of him &#038; his lovely bride)<\/a> was kind enough to submit an original video from <a href=\"..\/images\/radmacher_avatar.jpg\">his honeymoon<\/a>.  I requested picture of titties &#038; other debauchery, but this will do.  I must say that the quality is excellent considering it was taken with the video feature on a still camera.  Still I expected a little more than just pictures of sailboats &#038; a lizard.  I mean aren&#8217;t there drunk naked people everywhere in Aruba?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/images\/honeymoond2liz.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/honeymoond2lizt.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On another note if anyone else out there has a video or pic that can rival this one feel free to <a href=\"mailto:yellowbeard@hjays.com\">email it to me<\/a>.  I am always looking for material to post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sasquatch (pic of him &#038; his lovely bride) was kind enough to submit an original video from his honeymoon. I requested picture of titties &#038; other debauchery, but this will do. I must say that the quality is excellent considering it was taken with the video feature on a still camera. Still I expected [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-youtube"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-56","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}