{"id":313,"date":"2007-03-24T12:12:14","date_gmt":"2007-03-24T18:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2007-03-24T12:12:14","modified_gmt":"2007-03-24T18:12:14","slug":"eat-that-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"Eat that asshole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Photoshop skills must be slipping.  There are definitely better examples that can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/ps\/\">here<\/a>.  I mean who would actually believe this one is authentic?  AFB usually goes for much bigger asses than this.<br \/>\n<a href=\"..\/images\/afbwass.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/afbwasst.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Photoshop skills must be slipping. There are definitely better examples that can be found here. I mean who would actually believe this one is authentic? AFB usually goes for much bigger asses than this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-53","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}