{"id":309,"date":"2007-03-22T15:14:54","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T21:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=309"},"modified":"2007-04-03T10:36:24","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T16:36:24","slug":"hjays-joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=309","title":{"rendered":"HJAY’s Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:<\/p>\n

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50<\/p>\n

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50<\/p>\n

HANDJOB: $10.00<\/p>\n

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
\nthe bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women
\nserving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.<\/p>\n

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”<\/p>\n

“I was wondering,” whispers the biker, “are you the young lady
\nwho gives the hand-jobs?”<\/p>\n

“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”<\/p>\n

The old biker replies, “Well wash your hands, I want a
\ncheeseburger.”<\/p>\n

\n

I received this in my work email today. I have decided to post every joke that I receive at work that is even loosely related to HJAYS.<\/p>\n

–AFB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afb","category-email-submissions"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-4Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}