{"id":287,"date":"2007-02-24T10:00:06","date_gmt":"2007-02-24T16:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=287"},"modified":"2007-02-24T10:09:37","modified_gmt":"2007-02-24T16:09:37","slug":"bachelor-party-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"Bachelor Party Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well tonight is the bachelor party for <a href=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/131\/396738635_3938de0338_b.jpg\">the Sasquatch<\/a>.  This will only be the <a href=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/139\/398367913_a42175fa54_b.jpg\">2nd one that I have ever attend<\/a>.  Every time they are mentioned I always think of this <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0086927\/\">classic movie (link).<\/a>  I hope that AFB has arranged a donkey show.  He said that he has contracted pros to come to his house.  Pros is kind of a vague term so I am not sure if they are hookers or strippers.  To avoid confusion I will be referring to them as strookers.<\/p>\n<p>Expect many fine pictures to be posted tomorrow&#8230;bb.bbb.bbbb.BLAST!<\/p>\n<p>I just realized that I have never posted a proper link to <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/hamlinebparty\/hamlinebparty.html\">all of the pics<\/a> from the other bachelor party that I attended.  Can you fucking believe he had me send these to his wife the next day?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/hamlinebparty\/hamlinebparty.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/photos\/hamlinebparty\/hamlinebparty-Thumbnails\/26.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well tonight is the bachelor party for the Sasquatch. This will only be the 2nd one that I have ever attend. Every time they are mentioned I always think of this classic movie (link). I hope that AFB has arranged a donkey show. He said that he has contracted pros to come to his house. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-4D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}