OK so I am at uDaMan’s she decided she wanted to cook me dinner tonight while I drank her beer. I am taking the opportunity to do a little housecleaning on her iBook. Well I just happened to come by this WIP in her drafts folder. It is pretty old and reads like she was fucking drunk as usual. Anyway since there is a serious lack of contribution here by her & the IRS here is the post:<\/p>\n
Untitled written on 8-22-2006 by uDaMan OK so I am at uDaMan’s she decided she wanted to cook me dinner tonight while I drank her beer. I am taking the opportunity to do a little housecleaning on her iBook. Well I just happened to come by this WIP in her drafts folder. It is pretty old and reads like she was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-4y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/b>Since yellowbeard has such a good time talking about other people i thought it was only fare to post about him. Many of you know him but not as well as me. In this blog i go by the name of UdaMan what some of you don’t know is that I’m his younger sister and i have so much dirt on him. The only problem i have is that he has way more on me. I’m sorry to say but this post might not be a good as it could be. The most recent story i have for you is when my brother and me hung out this last saturday. My Feiance went to a bachlor party that night so me and yellowbeard decided to take the town by storm well not really. We first started at this nentendo party which i thought would’ve been better then is was. I wanted to get some games for nrs but some jacksass bought all of them before we got there. As i figured my brother got along just fine with the people at the party talking about movies, politics, and books. These people at this party were hard core geeks. Now when i say geeks im not making fun of them or belittleing them at all hell there alot smarter than i am. They just wernt my crowd and i wasn’t theres either. Sortly after that we got in my car and went to this little bar in north st paul called rottys. There we meet up with *yellowedit<\/a>* and *yellowedit<\/a>*. With me being the sober cab i’ve only had one beer at this point but mike on the other hand was waisted. I haven’t seen him like this a awhile. He started drinking before i even picked him up. we atempted to play darts me and mike agenst went to this little bar in north st paul called rottys. There we meet up with *yellowedit<\/a>* and *yellowedit<\/a>*. Lets just say that didn’t go very well. during our bar run i got a car from my fience and he seemed pisssed and i couldn’t figure out why. wtf did i do i’m hanging out with my brother for christ sake. Me a yellowbeard decided to go back to my place after that good thing we picked up 2 casees of beer and a bottle of bacardi. after we got home irs was home within 3 mins the second he walked in the door he grabed the bottle of bacardi and took a alcoholic swig. at that point i realized that it wasn’t me that pissed him off it was the gay ass bachlor party he want to. i’m not sure the details of the party but it was apparently the worst one of all. maybe he’ll blog about it after this. <\/i> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"