{"id":271,"date":"2007-02-01T15:01:30","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T21:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2007-04-03T10:38:49","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T16:38:49","slug":"going-down-memory-lane-with-the-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Going down memory lane with the Ex……."},"content":{"rendered":"

I just received an email from first ever Girl Friend, and the one in fact that took my innocence from me…. One of the stories that she has remembered for all of these years is this one…<\/p>\n

(EX)<\/p>\n

so like a week ago i was talking with my gfs about when its time to leave…
\nya know… after you hook up with someone, whens the right time to go home
\nand they all had these stories and theories…
\nbut when i spoke i blew them outta the water
\nhere was my story.. might sound familiar:<\/p>\n

\"My
\n(28 year old version of EX after Twins game)<\/p>\n

so i go to the bar with my ex bf
\nwe are 19… having fun with the whole ‘bar scene’
\nwe do shots all night of the nastiest shot ever made called oatmeal cookies
\ni drive back to his house
\nwe have s*x
\nas im putting my pants back on, he throws up
\nthat, ladies, is when you know its time to go home<\/p>\n

they were silent
\ntil i started laughing
\nthen they laughed
\ni won the story telling prize that day (END)<\/p>\n

Good times….<\/p>\n

–AFB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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