{"id":226,"date":"2006-12-02T12:54:02","date_gmt":"2006-12-02T17:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2006-12-02T12:54:02","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T17:54:02","slug":"i-like-to-eat-vagina-lasagna-whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"“I like to eat. Vagina, lasagna, whatever”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nThat’s right ladies and gentlemen Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy has written a book.<\/a> I know I for one will be adding Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz<\/a> to my Christmas list. Even if I won’t get it until February the idea of having a pre-purchase notice for a book about the “top porn star of all time” just screams happy holidays to me. His first goatse photos actually are of the earliest entry’s to my favorite Flickr group<\/a>.
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Here are the links to my 1st goatse pics and their view totals at the time of posting:
\n\"uDaMan<\/a>uDaMan<\/a> (1,980 views)
\n\"uDaMan's<\/a>IRS<\/a> (1,436 views)
\n\"Carrie<\/a>Brother’s AZN (1,569 views)
\n\"Matt<\/a>Brother<\/a> (1,469 views)
\n\"Renee<\/a>Reneé<\/a> (1,859 views)<\/br>
\n\"Michelle<\/a>Shelly<\/a> (869 views)<\/br><\/p>\n

I have 2 more, but no permission to post them on hjays. Some people are so sensitive. I am just blown away by how many views these generate. At this point if you are asking, “but WTF is the goatse?” Well let me just say that the goatse like the Matrix is something that cannot be explain, but rather something you must see for yourself to understand. If you see me out and about you should know that I usually have my digi cam on me and the goatse is on my phone at all times. All you have to do is ask and I will gladly photograph your 1st viewing and we will see how many views you get. Who knows you might even get your face posted here on hjays.com where lets face it this site can’t get any worse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s right ladies and gentlemen Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy has written a book. I know I for one will be adding Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz to my Christmas list. Even if I won’t get it until February the idea of having a pre-purchase notice for a book about the “top porn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-3E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}