{"id":2232,"date":"2013-03-09T10:12:55","date_gmt":"2013-03-09T15:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=2232"},"modified":"2013-03-09T10:12:55","modified_gmt":"2013-03-09T15:12:55","slug":"i-just-remembered-one-of-my-favorite-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=2232","title":{"rendered":"I just remembered one of my favorite jokes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kungfugrippe.com\/post\/44802627140\">I just remembered one of my favorite jokes.<\/a>: &#8220;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rsmallbone.tumblr.com\/post\/44802109730\/i-just-remembered-one-of-my-favorite-jokes\">rsmallbone<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/aterribledepth.tumblr.com\/post\/44794309264\/i-just-remembered-one-of-my-favorite-jokes\">aterribledepth<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Q: What\u2019s the difference between marmalade and jam?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A: I can\u2019t marmalade my dick in your ass.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I like this, this joke. Is good.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kungfugrippe.com\/\">Kung Fu Grippe<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered one of my favorite jokes.: &#8220; rsmallbone: aterribledepth: Q: What\u2019s the difference between marmalade and jam?\u00a0 A: I can\u2019t marmalade my dick in your ass.\u00a0 I like this, this joke. Is good. &#8220; (Via Kung Fu Grippe.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reblog"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-A0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}