{"id":213,"date":"2006-11-16T00:01:53","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T05:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=213"},"modified":"2006-11-16T00:01:53","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T05:01:53","slug":"hypothetical-dick-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Hypothetical Dick Math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yellowbeard:i did some hypothetical math and she has fucked a lot of dicks<br \/>\nsasquatch: O yeah<br \/>\nsasquatch: but I think daniel has her beat<br \/>\nyellowbeard: actually my hypothetical math applies to her as well.<br \/>\nsasquatch: its high<br \/>\nyellowbeard: let me break down my math for you<br \/>\nsasquatch: please do so<br \/>\nyellowbeard: lets say conservatively they started on the dick at age 16 (this is really conservative considering i know for a fact that jessie started at 14<br \/>\nsasquatch: and daniel<br \/>\nyellowbeard: that is 12 years of dicks, lets round that down to 10 because i am sure they were both faithful to 1 dick for a certain period in their lives which accounts for the missing 2<br \/>\nsasquatch: ok<br \/>\nsasquatch: sounds good so far<br \/>\nyellowbeard: say they went through 1 dick quarterly per year that is 10*4 for easy math and we have 40 dicks apiece.<br \/>\nsasquatch: maybe a bit on the high side since I know each had relationships of 3+ years<br \/>\nyellowbeard: ya but they pulled down more than 4 per year<br \/>\nsasquatch: well years ago I counted daniel&#8217;s, and that was just what I KNEW of&#8230;  it was about 25<br \/>\nyellowbeard: well then my math might be closer than i though<br \/>\nsasquatch: you could be onto something<br \/>\nsasquatch: I can&#8217;t even come close to that<br \/>\nyellowbeard: keep in mind now that this is only a conservative estimate, but goddamn 40 dicks that is a lot of dicks.  then you think that i am one of the 40 on both!  holy shit!<br \/>\nsasquatch: thats why the totals are up there<br \/>\nyellowbeard: this might be blog worthy, but i have to find a way to edit the names<br \/>\nsasquatch: just call them say&#8230;..  jessie and daniel<br \/>\nyellowbeard: or can i safely assume that if you suck at 40 dicks then you also suck at the internet?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/erection.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yellowbeard:i did some hypothetical math and she has fucked a lot of dicks sasquatch: O yeah sasquatch: but I think daniel has her beat yellowbeard: actually my hypothetical math applies to her as well. sasquatch: its high yellowbeard: let me break down my math for you sasquatch: please do so yellowbeard: lets say conservatively they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-3r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}