{"id":1798,"date":"2011-12-23T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T01:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1798"},"modified":"2011-12-23T20:30:20","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T01:30:20","slug":"a-nazi-or-not-a-nazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1798","title":{"rendered":"A Nazi or Not a Nazi?"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is nothing about this blog post that is not totally awesome. Except for the fucking smily which I removed.<\/p>\n

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Banging A Brand New Hot Tattooed Emo Slut<\/a>: <\/p>\n

So yeah\u2026 again\u2026 don\u2019t mean slut in a bad way,\u00a0 Nothing wrong with being a slut if that is how you roll then do the damn thing ho!!!!\u00a0 any way, today i banged a brand new girl named tara jane<\/a> for povpunx.com<\/a>.\u00a0 she has a chelsea cut so at first i thought she might be a nazi.\u00a0 i am cool with that because i really like banging nazi girls.\u00a0 being a jew i am always a little nervous about this, but maybe that is what makes my dick hard about it.\u00a0 turns out she isn\u2019t a nazi so i guess that goes out the window\u2026 well maybe she is a nazi, i honestly don\u2019t know.\u00a0 i was worried about asking her because she had my penis in her mouth and if she found out i was a jew she might have bit it off.\u00a0\u00a0 she seemed pretty cool so i am going to decisively say that she was definitely not a nazi.\u00a0 \u00a0 i kind of secretly hope she was a nazi though what you thing? nazi or no nazi?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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(Via James Deen Blog<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There is nothing about this blog post that is not totally awesome. Except for the fucking smily which I removed. Banging A Brand New Hot Tattooed Emo Slut: So yeah\u2026 again\u2026 don\u2019t mean slut in a bad way,\u00a0 Nothing wrong with being a slut if that is how you roll then do the damn thing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitches"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-t0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1798"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1802,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1798\/revisions\/1802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}