Why do I have my best ideas when I am naked in the shower? Had to run down dripping to bang this out. Stay with me here & yes they are never as good when I sober up in the morning, but fuck it.<\/p>\n
K so people hate fucking dressing up right. So lets not make them dress up. Lets make them do the 1 thing they hate a little bit less than that. Give them fucking homework! Now I know you suck at the internet, but there is this thing that people do, called something like Photoshop contests. You provide the contestants with a photo and they are supposed to Photo-Chop it and make the funniest combo they possibly can. Here is what I am thinking.* <\/p>\n
With the invitations we provide people with 3 separate pictures that they are tasked with rolling into the best possible compilation they can imagine. Stipulations for judging? I don’t know: overall hilarity, artistic merit, use of penis? Obviously, I might have an unfair advantage so we say something like last years winner can win again cuz fuck him. That and you don’t need to be a Photoshop expert. Bitches are scrap-booking experts and I am told they can be creative too. You can create whatever the fuck you want, just incorporate the 3 pictures. This includes, but is not limited to: T-Shirts, Collage (obvious choice), door mats, giant cardboard cut outs.<\/p>\n
3 picture (maybe 4, not locked in on that) ideas:
\npicture of Sas (a must 1st thought)
\npicture of a baby
\nchristmas tree
\nsanta
\nsome random internet meme
\nthe penis and or vagina?<\/p>\n
*as am sobering up typing all this shit it really seems like less & less of a good idea, but fuck it right no wrong answers when brainstorming I always say.<\/p>\n
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