{"id":1487,"date":"2010-09-22T18:39:38","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T23:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1487"},"modified":"2010-09-22T18:39:40","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T23:39:40","slug":"midgets-vs-mascots-unrated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1487","title":{"rendered":"Midgets vs. Mascots (Unrated)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t even believe this is a real movie and I had not heard of it before.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/99rental\/~3\/6IbJlscsy64\/midgets_vs._mascots_unrated\">Midgets vs. Mascots (Unrated)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b><span>UNRATED<\/span> \u00a0 <span>Sep. 21st, 2010 &#8211; Sep. 28th, 2010<\/span> <br \/> <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=M4wH8wWc3zk&#038;offerid=146261&#038;type=3&#038;subid=0&#038;tmpid=1826&#038;RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewMovie%253Fid%253D351349876%2526s%253D143441%2526uo%253D4%2526partnerId%253D30\">Rent in iTunes<\/a><\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Released 2010 \u2013\u00a0 His ungrateful preppy son competing against his unfaithful, gold-digging wife for his sizable fortune, a deceased mascot turned porn mogul pits the sniveling pair against one another by having them coach competing teams of midgets and mascots in this comedy starring Gary Coleman. As the competition gets underway, the little people discover that size doesn\u2019t always matter while their cartoonish counterparts attempt to stay sober long enough to take the top prize. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=M4wH8wWc3zk&#038;offerid=146261&#038;type=3&#038;subid=0&#038;tmpid=1826&#038;RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewMovie%253Fid%253D351349876%2526s%253D143441%2526uo%253D4%2526partnerId%253D30\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.99rental.com\/images\/uploads\/midgets-vs-mascots.png\" alt=\"movie\" width=\"156\" height=\"230\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~ah\/f\/qi9lgis0q803pf9pk4nr6qa744\/468\/60#http%3A%2F%2Fwww.99rental.com%2Fmidgets_vs._mascots_unrated\" width=\"100%\" height=\"60\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?a=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?a=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?i=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?a=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:qj6IDK7rITs\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?d=qj6IDK7rITs\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?a=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?i=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?a=6IbJlscsy64:75M8xNrNA9w:TzevzKxY174\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/99rental?d=TzevzKxY174\" border=\"0\"><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/99rental\/~4\/6IbJlscsy64\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\">&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.99rental.com\/\">$0.99 Movie of the Week on iTunes<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t even believe this is a real movie and I had not heard of it before. 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