{"id":1427,"date":"2010-05-26T12:49:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T17:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2010-05-23T12:50:46","modified_gmt":"2010-05-23T17:50:46","slug":"best-porn-review-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1427","title":{"rendered":"Best Porn Review Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another old draft found on that <a href=\"http:\/\/flyingmeat.com\/voodoopad\/\">VooDooPad<\/a>.  Again probably 3-4 years old, but it still made me laugh almost as hard as when I originally clipped it.  Sorry, I don&#8217;t have the actual source.<\/p>\n<p>To round out the ethnic trilogy I&#8217;ve just uploaded, here&#8217;s Sativa Rose in another of her blowjob scenes. Damn, for a girl who only really came onto the scene a year or two ago, she&#8217;s sucked soooo much dick. Hundreds of feet of cock have travelled down that gullet, normally accustomed to burritos, I&#8217;m sure. Does she ever get laid? Reminds me of a fat chick I knew who wanted to get laid so badly but every guy she&#8217;d throw herself at would only fuck her tits. AHAHAHA&#8230; sigh. Anyway, this is one of Sativa&#8217;s better sword swallowing efforts. she works the two stunt cocks over double time and cops a large enough mouthful to make your stomach turn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another old draft found on that VooDooPad. Again probably 3-4 years old, but it still made me laugh almost as hard as when I originally clipped it. Sorry, I don&#8217;t have the actual source. To round out the ethnic trilogy I&#8217;ve just uploaded, here&#8217;s Sativa Rose in another of her blowjob scenes. Damn, for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitches"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-n1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1427"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1429,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions\/1429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}