{"id":1295,"date":"2009-11-14T22:39:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T03:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1295"},"modified":"2009-11-14T22:39:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T03:39:15","slug":"thanks-chad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1295","title":{"rendered":"Thanks Chad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I am kind of pyst at <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/photos\/draftday2008\/large-6.html\">Chad<\/a> right now.  His drunk dumb ass knocked my OLD laptop down last weekend.  It cracked part that holds the display up pretty bad.  Sure it was my fault for exposing that to drunk dudes in the first place, but I though at our age we would all be able to not break my shit.<\/p>\n<p>Now I as going to Photoshop his face at the base of these 3 cocks, but I am just to damn tired to trace those long black cocks 3 times.  You will just have to try and picture it for yourselves.  I mean look at the huge vein on 1 o&#8217;clocks!  That is necessary to pump all the gallons of blood required to erect a cock that huge.<\/p>\n<p>Pretty pictures for your head &#038; eyes.  Lets all thank fucking Chad for this.  THANKS CHAD!!!<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, it is like the fucker moves with a purpose when he is drunk to break the most expensive visible thing in the room.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cockstica-kinda.jpeg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I am kind of pyst at Chad right now. His drunk dumb ass knocked my OLD laptop down last weekend. It cracked part that holds the display up pretty bad. Sure it was my fault for exposing that to drunk dudes in the first place, but I though at our age we would all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-kT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1296,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions\/1296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}