{"id":1283,"date":"2009-10-30T21:26:26","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T02:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2009-10-30T21:27:06","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T02:27:06","slug":"the-following-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1283","title":{"rendered":"The Following List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/TheCharlieDay\">@TheCharlieDay<\/a> (because I love always sunny in PH)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/CobraCommander\">@CobraCommander<\/a>  (because sometimes its funny)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Metz1313\">@Metz1313<\/a>  (cuz metz twats god &#038; i make fun of him)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/krissparks\">@krissparks<\/a>  (she don&#8217;t actually use this..G1 sux)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/easter_monkey\">@easter_monkey<\/a> (because he is real)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/StephenColbert\">@StephenColbert<\/a>  (no explanation necessary)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/darthvader\">@darthvader<\/a>  (it can be pretty funny)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/TheFatJew\">@TheFatJew<\/a> (I am pretty sure this guy is a west coast radio host who has sex with animals)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/John_Kreese\">@John_Kreese<\/a>  (he never twats, but fucking KK YO!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hjays\">@hjays<\/a> (can you believe a fucking spanish guy stole my name!!!  fucker won&#8217;t even respond to my inquiries as to why!!)<\/p>\n<p>This is not all, apparently I follow 47, but these are some of the more fun ones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@TheCharlieDay (because I love always sunny in PH) @CobraCommander (because sometimes its funny) @Metz1313 (cuz metz twats god &#038; i make fun of him) @krissparks (she don&#8217;t actually use this..G1 sux) @easter_monkey (because he is real) @StephenColbert (no explanation necessary) @darthvader (it can be pretty funny) @TheFatJew (I am pretty sure this guy is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-kH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1286,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions\/1286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}