{"id":1261,"date":"2009-09-13T09:46:46","date_gmt":"2009-09-13T14:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2009-09-13T09:46:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T14:46:48","slug":"you-cant-fit-a-netbook-into-your-back-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1261","title":{"rendered":"You can’t fit a netbook into your back pocket!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cYou lie!\u201d I would have shouted at the podium. And as my fellow Congresspeople gasped and censured me, I would have hushed them up by closing my ASUS netbook and easily slipping it into the back pocket of my 511 Tactical Pants. So there!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(Via Chicago Sun-Times Today’s Columists: Andy Ihnatko<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cYou lie!\u201d I would have shouted at the podium. And as my fellow Congresspeople gasped and censured me, I would have hushed them up by closing my ASUS netbook and easily slipping it into the back pocket of my 511 Tactical Pants. So there! (Via Chicago Sun-Times Today’s Columists: Andy Ihnatko.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-kl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1262,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions\/1262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}