{"id":1251,"date":"2009-09-05T19:45:53","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T00:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2009-09-05T21:00:27","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T02:00:27","slug":"taste-the-roofies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1251","title":{"rendered":"Taste The Roofies?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now time for something a little more fun.  The Sasquatch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tcstangs.com\/forum\/showthread.php?t=65814\">emailed a long forum post last week<\/a>.  No BS I made it all the way the the 15th screen before stopping.  I have finally found time to pickup where I left off.  Still I don&#8217;t think I will be able to find anything that will top my favorite one.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/taste_the_roofies.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>ok amendment 15 min later, I may be wrong?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/amend.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>ok amendment 2 from about an hour later.  I went through the entire thing and here are the best ones: <a href=\"http:\/\/hjays.com\/images\/SAS_funnypics.zip\">download .zip file<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now time for something a little more fun. The Sasquatch emailed a long forum post last week. No BS I made it all the way the the 15th screen before stopping. I have finally found time to pickup where I left off. Still I don&#8217;t think I will be able to find anything that will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-kb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1256,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}