{"id":1162,"date":"2009-06-05T20:16:13","date_gmt":"2009-06-06T01:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1162"},"modified":"2009-06-05T20:17:57","modified_gmt":"2009-06-06T01:17:57","slug":"comparisons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=1162","title":{"rendered":"Comparisons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/lead.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>You might want to hold CMD\/CTRL while you click to open these in new tabs.  If you are not using Firefox\/Safari\/Camino or any other real web browser get the fuck off my site.<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/images\/dildos1.jpg\">Dildos<\/a> \/ <a href=\"\/images\/notdildos1.jpg\">Not Dildos<\/a><\/br><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/images\/dildos2.jpg\">Dildos<\/a> \/ <a href=\"\/images\/notdildos2.png\">Not Dildos<\/a><\/br><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/images\/dildos3.jpg\">Dildos<\/a> \/ <a href=\"\/images\/notdildos3.jpg\">Not Dildos<\/a><\/br><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/images\/bothdildos.jpg\">Both<\/a><\/br><\/p>\n<p>and just another <a href=\"\/images\/uglyvagina.jpg\">UGLY ASS VAGINA<\/a> ya you couldn&#8217;t help but click that one too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might want to hold CMD\/CTRL while you click to open these in new tabs. If you are not using Firefox\/Safari\/Camino or any other real web browser get the fuck off my site. Dildos \/ Not Dildos Dildos \/ Not Dildos Dildos \/ Not Dildos Both and just another UGLY ASS VAGINA ya you couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-iK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}