Well this is awkward, the bathroom in my wine cave flooded and now I have almost a dozen plumbers arguing with me over who should be president. Am using some of my billions to have them entombed. — david cross (@davidcrosss) December 21, 2019 from http://twitter.com/davidcrosss via IFTTT

When you dress up as a meme for Halloween but don’t quite nail it pic.twitter.com/JYOB4DCxkk — Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 27, 2019 from http://twitter.com/TheDweck via IFTTT

I can not stop watching this pic.twitter.com/LhUDy6I0iD — Various Jams (@VRSJMS) October 10, 2019 from http://twitter.com/VRSJMS via IFTTT

‘Are You The Whistleblower?’ Trump Boys Ask White House Janitor After Giving Him Serum Of All The Sodas Mixed Together https://t.co/j6FBKJENVP pic.twitter.com/pLI2TPSoPa — The Onion (@TheOnion) October 6, 2019 from http://twitter.com/TheOnion via IFTTT

Picard. January 23, 2020. @StarTrekCBS @PrimeVideoUK @CTVSciFi#StarTrekPicard #StarTrekNYCC pic.twitter.com/k5ywqwBHzC — Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 5, 2019 from http://twitter.com/SirPatStew via IFTTT

When it comes to the Founding Fathers, it’s time for right-wingers to get over their daddy issues. pic.twitter.com/IhxcGda2DB — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 19, 2019 from http://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB via IFTTT

We were mean to himBut he never burned us, andLove lives foreverThank you, the friendly ghost RIP Daniel Johnston — rob corddry (@robcorddry) September 11, 2019 from http://twitter.com/robcorddry via IFTTT

Finally, the #iPhone11Pro. For telemarketers, phone sex workers, and others who use the phone professionally — Rebecca Watson ?????? (@rebeccawatson) September 10, 2019 from http://twitter.com/rebeccawatson via IFTTT

there is no episode of Forged In Fire that is not improved by having them whip dildos around and analyze them instead of knives pic.twitter.com/ewDzkEkArj — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 3, 2019 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

Bob Johnson throws behind Lenny Randle. The next pitch Randle bunts down the first baseline just so he can fucking blast Johnson. pic.twitter.com/YvE5jUXCiA — Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 28, 2019 from http://twitter.com/Jomboy_ via IFTTT