Looking on the bright side, this morning when I couldn’t find my phone I knew it had to be somewhere in the house. — Review Complete Series DVD Is Here! (@TVsAndyDaly) March 22, 2020 from http://twitter.com/TVsAndyDaly via IFTTT

"Someone needs to grab this virus by the ears, give it a little shake and say, 'Mister, you're not gonna steal my root beer!" – Joe Biden, probably — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 22, 2020 from http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien via IFTTT

The people who think they have coronavirus should get a ventilator. The people who think they have chinese flu should get a styrofoam cooler with dials drawn on in sharpie https://t.co/s8U2nbBHB3 — brendon (@bearsaremean) March 18, 2020 from http://twitter.com/bearsaremean via IFTTT

The people who think they have coronavirus should get a ventilator. The people who think they have chinese flu should get a styrofoam cooler with dials drawn on in sharpie https://t.co/s8U2nbBHB3 — brendon (@bearsaremean) March 18, 2020 from http://twitter.com/bearsaremean via IFTTT

TP-ing someone's house would be about the most boughie thing you could do right now. — Matthew (@sucittaM) March 14, 2020 from http://twitter.com/sucittaM via IFTTT

https://t.co/j37YtVLTAD pic.twitter.com/9qsZuUU3TH — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) March 12, 2020 from http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies via IFTTT

I’m pretty sure I just found the corona virus source. https://t.co/8E5e69xZfn — Mike Monteiro? (@monteiro) March 1, 2020 from http://twitter.com/monteiro via IFTTT

Stuart Wellington, patron of fine art pic.twitter.com/XkQeFxhnEo — Stuart Wellington (@flophousecat) February 19, 2020 from http://twitter.com/flophousecat via IFTTT

My first job in Hollywood was doing the big poop that Laura Dern reaches into in Jurassic park — rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 17, 2020 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

more comics at https://t.co/bLcTqRclTt follow me there. pic.twitter.com/q2aZKA0siy — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) February 12, 2020 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT