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  • Learning new tricks

    When it is slow at work, like it is today, I like to learn new tricks. Today (so far) I learned how to Podcast. If you don’t know what a Podcast is by now you should be kicked off the internet. My first one can be found here: http://www.michael.macosx.com/podcast/podcast.xml

  • Leave a fucking comment

    If you take the time to read any of this shit, please leave a comment. I have registered the blog with stat counter and I have scored an amazing 17 unique hits in the past week. That’s 10 first timers & 7 return visitors. That’s right I am watching you!! Now I am sure that…

  • John Doe is Back

    I was very happy to see that the SciFi Channel will be re-airing the one and only season of John Doe. It first aired in 2002 before Firefly and both shows are examples of a fine series canceled by FOX. Goddamit I am going to miss Arrested Development so much! Although in the end by…

  • Have I accomplished anything today?

    I have been at work now for 7 painful hours. Having only about an hours worth of real work to do today I almost lost my fucking mind. Although I have probably billed out a good 8 hours worth of time to clients I was obviously much more efficient in actually completing their work. Otherwise…

  • Watching my stats on Last•FM

    I have really been meaning to post something new, but I have been to busy watching my stats on Last•FM. Seriously it’s addicting and all I really have to do is listen to shit loads of music like I always do. It even pulls the recently played tracks from my iPod. You can even post…

  • Backup Your Data

    The end of the year is upon us and now is as good time as any to back up your data. I have burned 4 DVD-Rs today alone. This does not include my almost weekly backups of MP3z and Porn. These 4 disks include, but are not limited to: my financial tracker internet bookmarks email…

  • an IM with uDaMan asking her to post

    12:44:56 PM uDaMan: no i can’t write about any of my friends they are chicks they’ll just get pissed and cry they can’t take a joke plus then i would have to work and live with them 12:45:29 PM uDaMan: did you watch nip tuck last night 12:45:34 PM uDaMan: it was fuckin awsome 12:45:50…

  • My Roommate, the Man Wh0re

    I have decided to dedicated my first contribution to the great YellowBeard Blog, to my Roommate, we will call him “Adam”. Adam and I have known each other for a long period of time. Back in September of 1991, our family decided to move from Roseville, to beautiful Shoreview, MN. In doing so, we were…

  • The Fist Shaped D. Do

    The product itself was funny enough *note the Add to Wedding Registry link. Then when I read scrolled down to the reviews I almost shat myself. This one is my favorite: I just love this item. Anytime I need that extra feeling I reach for this. I sometimes like to use two at the same…

  • Tuesday Nights Dinner Part II in the new my atroci…

    Tuesday Nights Dinner Part II in the new my atrocious eating habits series. Now this particular dish did take me about 25 minuets to prepare which is about 20 minuets longer than I would prefer to be cooking. What I did in this case was remain productive while I cooked; cleaned the kitchen, got coffee…