?Welcome to the jungleWe've got lots of treesWe've got everything you wantIf that thing is trees? — Jack The Jew (@okimstillhungry) September 20, 2016 from http://twitter.com/okimstillhungry via IFTTT

Tonight! Donald Trump finally gets it right on Barack Obama’s birthplace, and it’s gonna cost him. http://pic.twitter.com/vwDdftmFWi — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) September 20, 2016 from http://twitter.com/colbertlateshow via IFTTT

Know I'm late to the party on this shit but I'll have my review of 'Hotel for Dogs' up by 4pm/ET. — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 19, 2016 from http://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace via IFTTT

I haven't had an office job for 13 years, can someone tell me if people still wipe boogers on the wall in office bathrooms — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 18, 2016 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

A reminder of how close Donald Trump is to the end of his list of things to say or do to get out of being President. http://pic.twitter.com/XgSEfMOv4c — David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 17, 2016 from http://twitter.com/davidschneider via IFTTT

As Commander-in-Chief, he is sworn to protect us from threats both foreign and domestic. You, sir, are the latter. https://t.co/8lJAF6CZa4 — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 16, 2016 from http://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei via IFTTT

This little girl wishes she was somewhere less scary, like in a dark room with a clown holding a machete. http://pic.twitter.com/NjEB3YJTka — Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 15, 2016 from http://twitter.com/RexHuppke via IFTTT

Every time I post a tweet http://pic.twitter.com/rszowbooTn — Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 10, 2016 from http://twitter.com/pattymo via IFTTT

I have no face. @Fallujahbayarea has melted it off. I am now faceless. Thanks for the killer set, guys. :) — James (@interneth3ro) September 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/interneth3ro via IFTTT

Minneapolis! We're at Mill City Nights with Devin Townsend tonight. Doors at 7:30! — Fallujah (@Fallujahbayarea) September 7, 2016 from http://twitter.com/Fallujahbayarea via IFTTT