As a privileged white male I have NEVER felt more empowered. Finally it's MY time to shine!! Move over everything else, here comes us again! — David Cross (@davidcrosss) November 9, 2016 from http://twitter.com/davidcrosss via IFTTT

no matter how it ends, the fact that Donald Trump is halfway to 270 electoral votes is the most shameful moment in the history of our nation — Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) November 9, 2016 from http://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA via IFTTT

"never talk to me or my son ever again" http://pic.twitter.com/dUIMDLFIVc — darth™ ? zero day (@darth) November 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/darth via IFTTT

http://pic.twitter.com/yoBLGHACM9 — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) October 27, 2016 from http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies via IFTTT

@dvntownsend #sorrynotsorry :)) http://pic.twitter.com/5mWgreLAGz — Irene's Artblog (@FetidCoffee) October 13, 2016 from http://twitter.com/FetidCoffee via IFTTT

TRUMP'S IDEA OF LOCKER ROOM TALK: I love sex crimes.ACTUAL LOCKER ROOM TALK: Jesus, that old man is using the hand dryer on his asshole. — stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) October 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/boring_as_heck via IFTTT

No matter what you think of this guy's politics, you have to admit he knows a lot about trains. https://t.co/HBLwNP9DlH — Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/GuyEndoreKaiser via IFTTT

so, you guys couldn't think of a better day to be pieday? …….no? http://pic.twitter.com/ipBbrZtoOk — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 6, 2016 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

It's finally fall! Time for hot cider, cozy sweaters, changing leaves, and carving nice, tight fuckholes into gourds. — Molly Manglewood (@Manglewood) October 2, 2016 from http://twitter.com/Manglewood via IFTTT

Fun reminder: a former Secretary Of State is debating a game show host for the presidency tonight — Livia Scott (@LiviaLove) September 26, 2016 from http://twitter.com/LiviaLove via IFTTT