Portia and me reacting to Bateman directing AD… Nov 2004 http://pic.twitter.com/KUknpqSadB — Will Arnett™ (@arnettwill) November 19, 2017 from http://twitter.com/arnettwill via IFTTT

Thanksgiving in our house is a glorious, non-stop car accident set to the music of cocaine. http://pic.twitter.com/ngCdgtpgct — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2017 from http://twitter.com/VancityReynolds via IFTTT

Love this. https://t.co/rVIWtUmLy2 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 9, 2017 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

She was given that candy for free. Halloween is already socialism, you malignant potato. https://t.co/JRcvEqg6ej — Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) October 31, 2017 from http://twitter.com/jesseberney via IFTTT

Just remembered that the song Piano Man starts with an old guy in a bar fucking a glass http://pic.twitter.com/frtqRSXoyQ — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 25, 2017 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://pic.twitter.com/4Dek3OwkKa — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 23, 2017 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

MOST RESTAURANTS: Waiter: "Have you dined with us before?"You: "No."Waiter: "Oh! Well, (*proceeds to describe a normal restaurant*)" — DC Pierson (@DCpierson) October 19, 2017 from http://twitter.com/DCpierson via IFTTT

In honor of Flea's birthday, Ra Diaz of Suicidal Tendencies put together this medley of 11 of his best bass lines: http://pic.twitter.com/fiiIRuHuil — Bass Player Magazine (@BassPlayerNow) October 16, 2017 from http://twitter.com/BassPlayerNow via IFTTT

Come to Facebook in next 115 mins if u want an ass kicking http://pic.twitter.com/TfVRkeFj0w — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) October 11, 2017 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

“…And also because the cheerleaders made me feel wrong in my bathing suit area.”https://t.co/ck1iAJ2amT — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) October 8, 2017 from http://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB via IFTTT