Mather, our resident #WhiteManAtADesk, has had a tough year. Thus, THE ARC OF THE DISENFRANCHISED WHITE MALE (possibly over simplified, via #ILYAmerica) http://pic.twitter.com/VXRnkHwdbo — ILYAmerica (@ILYAmerica) December 18, 2017 from http://twitter.com/ILYAmerica via IFTTT

Washington Post’s weather reporters yesterday vs Donald Trump today. http://pic.twitter.com/hhI9xcc1V7 — Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) December 29, 2017 from http://twitter.com/ddiamond via IFTTT

hey girl am i a Death Starbecause i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017 from http://twitter.com/KyloR3n via IFTTT

@neilhimself My Ainsel = Mike Ainsel! I just put that together, like Whiskey Jack = Wisakedjak! Literally stopped on p306 to tweet this — Patrick O'Donnell (@patrickgavinod) November 8, 2017 from http://twitter.com/patrickgavinod via IFTTT

Trump vs Talking heads. #trump #MASHUP #TrumpResign http://pic.twitter.com/COSdAYtbrx — swedemason (@swedemason) November 30, 2017 from http://twitter.com/swedemason via IFTTT

working on a script about a turd with a gyroscope. this shit rights itself — blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) November 23, 2017 from http://twitter.com/blainecapatch via IFTTT

I didn't think it could get worse… http://pic.twitter.com/4zmSpEgXwg — Kalen Allen (@TheKalenAllen) November 25, 2017 from http://twitter.com/TheKalenAllen via IFTTT

Patton Oswalt called to say that he was going to tweet that GET OUT was PROBABLY his favorite movie of the year, but I would have to agree to get lunch with him and do a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! — Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele)…

PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK! https://t.co/5gN3Sgryde — Felicia Day (@feliciaday) November 24, 2017 from http://twitter.com/feliciaday via IFTTT

My husband on period sex, "I don't give a shit. I'll enter the elevator in The Shining." — Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) November 21, 2017 from http://twitter.com/meganshpettit via IFTTT