I told my kids that at their age I had to watch VHS tapes on school safety, and they said “what’s school safety?” — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 3, 2018 from http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien via IFTTT

Good God this movie was horrible and this podcast was SO fun. And there's a shocking surprise guest! Give it a listen! https://t.co/qZxYPg3IGf — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 2, 2018 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT