What’s the new show going to be about pic.twitter.com/doSHixQqWu — Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 4, 2018 from http://twitter.com/swear_trek via IFTTT

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted yr days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the au pic.twitter.com/eG24BA6FLF —…

Watch Clutch frontman Neil Fallon whip up a batch of tasty Maryland crab cakes in video for Hot Bottom Feeder: https://t.co/VRAM49u5VD pic.twitter.com/tYdoo6ztGj — Metal Hammer (@MetalHammer) July 27, 2018 from http://twitter.com/MetalHammer via IFTTT

Rage Against The Machine – First Public Performance – Oct 23, 1991https://t.co/DTmKVMDemR — Johnny Cupcakes (@JohnnyCupcakes) July 15, 2018 from http://twitter.com/JohnnyCupcakes via IFTTT

Just saw Incredibles 2. The designer of Elastigirl’s big ass deserves the Oscar for Making My Dong Rock Hard. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 18, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

A lot of people ask me the difference between a white nationalist and a white supremacist. • A white nationalist is someone who believes in a strictly enforced authoritarian racial ethnostate. • A white supremacist is a white nationalist, with sour cream and diced tomatoes. — Julius Goat (Read Pinned Tweet!) (@JuliusGoat) July 17, 2018…

Apocalypse Now: behind the scenes of Slayer’s explosive final tour https://t.co/ZeIY4tZhl6 pic.twitter.com/uxz9XAnuJc — GQ Style (@GQStyle) July 17, 2018 from http://twitter.com/GQStyle via IFTTT

Me: *removes $7,000 laptop from online shopping cart* — Bryan Jones (@bdkjones) July 16, 2018 from http://twitter.com/bdkjones via IFTTT

Shout out to sad as hell pie charts. pic.twitter.com/pjouXyrQLr — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 8, 2018 from http://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace via IFTTT

every year when the nathan’s hot dog eating competition comes around I am inexorably forced to remember this quote from a former competitor pic.twitter.com/knOseKuyZY — KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 4, 2018 from http://twitter.com/KrangTNelson via IFTTT