It was AFB’s birthday on Saturday. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the festivities. So to make up for it I decided to try and solicit him some ass on the internet. Not that he needs the help I mean look at the guy. Don’t let his date rape smile fool you. To the best of my knowledge he has never raped a women, man, or even a small animal. Hell he could probably even rape a large animal if he wanted to like a moose or a bear. This is a little know fact, but most of that Chuck Norris shit on the internet was originally written about AFB.

AFB is into Pregnant Asian Lesbian Porn, drinking beer, Russians, and of course ass sex. So if you are a female ages 18-45 and into ass play you can apply for a position on AFB’s dick. Send an email with a few words about yourself and an attached picture (preferably naked) to afb@michael.macosx.com. Your application will be pre-screened then view by AFB himself. Don’t worry if you are fat or stupid AFB will not discriminate against you.

Testimonials:

“I would let AFB pound the shit out of my tight pink balloon tie, if I didn’t have syphilis, but wait is AFB even affected by STDs like mortal men?”
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