The product itself was funny enough *note the Add to Wedding Registry link. Then when I read scrolled down to the reviews I almost shat myself. This one is my favorite:

I just love this item. Anytime I need that extra feeling I reach for this. I sometimes like to use two at the same time. I taped it to the end of a baseball bat for extra length and my special friend yells “play ball”. Reviewer: Gay Ben “Gay Ben”