#AskPatton Traveling salesman knocks on a door. Five year-old boy answers drinking a scotch and smoking a cigar. Traveling salesman asks him, "Excuse me, little boy, are your parents home?" Kids sips his scotch and says, "What the fuck do you think?" https://t.co/NKRnuIluJ2
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 13, 2018
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