Because people seem to like these and they are easy to do because they just come up naturally.

JHogz
1:37 PM
you gonna be there tonight?

Yellowbeard
1:41 PM
of course
1:42 PM
i am going to hit tha SHIT out of the ball

JHogz
1:42 PM
good!

Yellowbeard
1:44 PM
with my GIANT ERECTION!

JHogz
1:44 PM
HUH

Yellowbeard
1:46 PM
that is just how i am ending all of my statements today. For example: Sure I will print out your document…with my GIANT ERECTION!

JHogz
1:46 PM
thats a good finaly

Yellowbeard
1:47 PM
for some reason i got a few snickers today when i announced: i have to go to the bathroom…with my GIANT ERECTION!

JHogz
1:47 PM
I cant imagine why

Yellowbeard
1:50 PM
I work with a bunch of fucking immature assholes that’s why.

JHogz
1:51 PM
well apparrently