Ever get woken up by an extreme need to take a shit? Well that is what happened to me this morning. I wanted to stay in bed and not get up. Trying to lay there and resist the urge without success. So rather than shitting the bed I made the short walk to the bathroom and unloaded. The whole process took only about 30 seconds and I dropped the most disgusting load of 50/50 liquid/solid shit. We are talking instant satisfaction here. After I get cleaned up I tried to go back to sleep. This was just not going to happen so here I am typing this at 6:30 am on a Saturday.