Got to the airport over an hour before the flight as recommended. It is 7:13 now and the flight leaves at 8:20. This place is a fucking ghost town and the only thing that was time consuming about security was being hassled about the grocery bag full of cookies that my mother is making me take to my brother. Seriously like he is going to give a shit that I brought him 3 bags of cookies and 2 bags of chex mix.

Here is the other thing that really pisses me off about the airport. Why the fuck is the WiFi not free? Even though I am going to be sitting here waiting to get on the flight for longer than the duration of the flight itself I refuse to pay $7 to access the internet. This service should be included for the $250 ticket I purchased to fly.

There is one good thing about being in the airport and this is something that I completely forgot about until I got passed the security check point. That is that there is always a shit load of hot chicks in the terminal. Seriously I have counted at least 3 so far and I am going to investigate this further on my way to the bar, and at the bar as well of course. There is one sitting across from me right now. There is another who keeps walking around in circles with another not so hot holder bitch. They have ID badges like they work here and appear to be doing some sort of exercise. Actually the aforementioned hot chick exer-walking isn’t really that hot. She has gigantic tits and a pretty enough face but a big fat ass. She will really need to walk a lot more and a lot faster to fix this problem.

Well off to the bar that is where the 3rd & hottest chick was last spotted, and although this one across from me is starting to look better and better I think she is on my flight so I will get to ogle her later. Well post is finished time to upload, ohh shit fucking airport no access. I will post when I arrive.