Looking to get jacked in 2020. If there aren’t any takers I’ll just keep doing it myself. — Morton Downey III (@cushbomb) December 28, 2019 from http://twitter.com/cushbomb via IFTTT

it's 1998. you have a nintendo 64 with goldeneye. you just ordered pizza with extra cheese. your friends are coming over and you have four rumble paks. you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get — limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) December 28, 2019 from http://twitter.com/limitlessjest via IFTTT

Growing up with Christmas Vacation has been formative for me in that I’ve become the intersection of Clark& Ellen, Margot &. Todd, & Eddie & Catherine: – Love Xmas & family– Double income no kids– Eat the rich pic.twitter.com/HI3YuJ0thS — Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) December 23, 2019 from http://twitter.com/rebeccawatson via IFTTT

Well this is awkward, the bathroom in my wine cave flooded and now I have almost a dozen plumbers arguing with me over who should be president. Am using some of my billions to have them entombed. — david cross (@davidcrosss) December 21, 2019 from http://twitter.com/davidcrosss via IFTTT