When it comes to the Founding Fathers, it’s time for right-wingers to get over their daddy issues. pic.twitter.com/IhxcGda2DB — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 19, 2019 from http://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB via IFTTT

We were mean to himBut he never burned us, andLove lives foreverThank you, the friendly ghost RIP Daniel Johnston — rob corddry (@robcorddry) September 11, 2019 from http://twitter.com/robcorddry via IFTTT

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there is no episode of Forged In Fire that is not improved by having them whip dildos around and analyze them instead of knives pic.twitter.com/ewDzkEkArj — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) September 3, 2019 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT