So sick of the hate. So sick of the body count. And our sorry ass excuse for a leader is out there teasin' violence. If you're still on that man's team you've lost something deep inside yourself. Find it. — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 15, 2019 from http://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace via IFTTT

As newscasters and pundits wring their hands over Beto O’Rourke‘s purported lack of experience, let’s remember that the current president’s last job was hosting a game show. — Dana Gould (@danagould) March 14, 2019 from http://twitter.com/danagould via IFTTT

Thanos.js – Reduce the file size of your project down to 50%, by randomly deleting half of the files.https://t.co/O3BrULrm1x pic.twitter.com/NxFRuq2ej4 — Tyler McGinnis (@tylermcginnis) March 11, 2019 from http://twitter.com/tylermcginnis via IFTTT

Me: What's the serving size? Pharmacist: …you mean dosage? Me: Yeah sorry I didn't major in MEDICINE WORDS — matt. (@biorhythmist) March 3, 2019 from http://twitter.com/biorhythmist via IFTTT