[S] #SOTU? No, thanks. Would rather he #STFU instead. — Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) January 30, 2018 from http://twitter.com/paulandstorm via IFTTT

the Tide Pod thing is probably a viral phenomenon and definitely not a marketing campaign targeted to millennials from Procter & Gamble, a company that sells $80 billion dollars of consumer goods a year — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) January 27, 2018 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

"Country" Eggs Benedict. Substituting a biscuit and gravy for the English muffin and hollandaise. So…Eggs Bubba? https://t.co/l9biyXHtSb pic.twitter.com/N3bwbAWL1B — Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) January 24, 2018 from http://twitter.com/Ihnatko via IFTTT

10 years ago today Mr. White and Jesse Pinkman decided to start cooking crystal meth. Thank you Vince for coming up with this crazy concept. Here's a quick video of our journeys. Happy 10th anniversary #BreakingBad. https://t.co/2NN4XIKeLV — Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) January 20, 2018 from http://twitter.com/aaronpaul_8 via IFTTT

Let me tell you, searching for a size queen mattress on craigslist will get you more than you bargained for! — matt. (@biorhythmist) January 17, 2018 from http://twitter.com/biorhythmist via IFTTT

.@Maisie_Williams missed the #GoldenGlobes because she was dressing up like @neilhimself's #Coraline: https://t.co/qlSddbDc2a http://pic.twitter.com/PXAIaLJBXd — Nerdist (@nerdist) January 8, 2018 from http://twitter.com/nerdist via IFTTT

The President didn't hold his Fake News Awards today, and the fact I said he would is MORE PROOF I SHOULD WIN ONE! — Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 9, 2018 from http://twitter.com/StephenAtHome via IFTTT

Been on a kick watching films written by, but not directed by John Hughes. I’m here to say that Baby’s Day Out is quite a bit better than Pretty in Pink. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 6, 2018 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

A 'beer sommelier' explains how pouring a beer the wrong way can give you a stomach ache http://pic.twitter.com/vxyLogLdqa — Business Insider (@businessinsider) January 1, 2018 from http://twitter.com/businessinsider via IFTTT