Month: September 2006

  • Waiting for AFB to Stick a PiG

    So here I sit on a Saturday night waiting for AFB to move his lazy ass. Tonight is the annual PigRoast at Stinky’s place. This will be my 2nd year attending and I will try to remember to ask him so that I can post a number in front of that annual thing. Personally I…

  • Monkeys Don’t Write Shakespeare…?? *ya this title sux, but it was from the poster.

    Monkeys Don’t Write Shakespeare…?? Originally uploaded by Esuzf. Even something cool looking like this would be better than more pics of uDaMan’s cat. *note cool looking because it is an Apple product and the way that it is lit from the screen and throwing the back shadow. This could actually be used as a pretty…

  • Roman war helmet

    When the male places his balls on the female’s forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose. That chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol’ Roman was helmet. Urban Dictionary

  • 24 Cans / 3 People

    24 Cans / 3 People Originally uploaded by YellowbeardMac. Football season is always fun. As long as you have a lot of beer to drink.

  • uDaMan 1st goatse

    uDaMan 1st goatse Originally uploaded by YellowbeardMac. 1,900 Views as of 9/24/06. This is my most viewed photo. If you do not have a Flickr account get one.

  • Permalink to the ManWh0re Post

    The ManWh0re Post Now a classic Yellowblog post and I am always looking to reference it every time I have to write about Metz. Posted in December 2005 it sometimes takes me a few clicks to find.

  • Great Now Blogger Works

    But my real site is fucked up due to my shitty service provider “provisioning a new server”. Although the site is up I am unable to update anything on it (with the exception of new blog posts of course). It has been this way since Wednesday. I have plenty of new stuff to post and…

  • FREE 411 Sevice

    http://blog.wired.com/monkeybites/index.blog?entry_id=1556749 I stopped using 411 years ago due to the cost of the service. Although it was a very useful service it was definitely not worth the price. After reading this article I immediately put this number into my cell phone.

  • Amber Heard is HOT!

    I just HEARD of this girl on a local morning radio show today. They were right she is super HOT. Now I cannot wait to see her latest movie “All the Boys Love Mandy Lane”.

  • Fuck Me Bert